Well, last night, the book went a bit too far. Andrew woke up this morning proudly announcing that last night, he ate his first book. What??!? I thought he was kidding, but no, he literally ate a page out of a book. I asked him what we're going to do now that the page is missing, and he told me that by eating it, all the information went straight to his brain, so now he'll always remember it!
When Devin heard, he said, "Andrew, that book is supposed to be fiction--not a true story or a textbook on how to properly eat books!"
Ha ha ha ha!